Unicorn Gold

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Looking for a Gift suggestion for that “special” someone? Maybe you need to get a Yankee Swap gift. This is just what you need.

Everyone loves people whose poop doesn’t stink. But let’s be honest- your poop reeks.

It’s not just your traitorous bowels’ fault, it’s science. But that doesn’t mean you and your number two don’t deserve to be loved. That’s why we invented Unicorn Gold, to fight science with science.Unicorn Gold by Squatty Potty uses colloidal gold—yes, actual gold—to fight bathroom odors no matter when or where nature calls. Unlike other toilet sprays, Unicorn Gold fights the stench both above and below the splashline, leaving your throne—and your throne chambers—smelling cleaner than a unicorn’s whistle. You get the love you deserve, and the next person in line gets a clean slate to do whatever it is they “doo” in there.

Nature Calls

I hope Santa brings me some Unicorn Gold

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