Things I’ve Seen

I didn’t even have to travel out of town for this posting.  I’m newly retired which affords me the time to get to know the locals.

First stop was on River Road to meet this rooster. It was an interesting encounter trying to snap a photo before he attacked the lens.

Creative snowman seen in New Ipswich, NH.

This snowman was modeled after the Sesame Street character Snuffleupagus. I first thought it was the Indian Deity Ganesha

Michelin Snowman

This “kite” got tangle in the power line when the wind stopped.

Day 125: Quakers and Witchcraft

Five Products from Hammacher Schlemmer That Will Make You Jump Up and Down Shouting, “Huh!”

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The Trumplandia Review

We at The Rotting Post proudly present the following completely real products that we officially guarantee will be used up to one time before landing in the back of your closet.   What’s more, they are all available at www.hammacher.com, the place to go for stuff that they sell there.

And remember:  If it isn’t Hammacher, it isn’t Schlemmer.

 1. Metal Detecting Sandals

I’ve often wondered, “What’s the latest fashion in searching for buried tuna cans and nickels and stuff at the beach?  I could really use that extra nickel, but…will I look stylish?”

Well the people at Hammecher Schlemmer have just the solution, with their eye-catching metal-detector sandals.   Let’s say that nickel I’m homing in on is buried under a beach blanket with two attractive young women on it.  Instead of sweeping over them with my out-of-style metal-detecting rod, and listening for beeps with big my headphones, now I…

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Hermès – Because Love Fades…but status is forever

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The Trumplandia Review

The holiday season is upon us, Jack Frost is in the air, and we’re here with our very own Holiday Gift Guide – brought to you exclusively by The Rotting Post and Hermes.

 The following completely real items will be sure to bring you and your loved ones seconds of joy, right up until the package is unwrapped.

1. Hermès Card Case in Swift calfskin with lambskin lining….$1,100

You don’t need to spend a hundred thousand dollars on a Mercedes S to feel like a rich asshole.  You need only throw away $1,100 on this useless cardholder, and you can be every bit as much of a douche.  Measuring just 3” by 4”, it’s small enough to hold nothing, and comes with a guarantee that it will get wedged behind a sofa cushion, never to be found again, before your holiday is even over!  Do we even…

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Jamming on the Theremin

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Now for something completely different, an instrument created in 1928 that you play without touching it. All the magic via capacitance.

Unicorn Gold

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Looking for a Gift suggestion for that “special” someone? Maybe you need to get a Yankee Swap gift. This is just what you need.

Everyone loves people whose poop doesn’t stink. But let’s be honest- your poop reeks.

It’s not just your traitorous bowels’ fault, it’s science. But that doesn’t mean you and your number two don’t deserve to be loved. That’s why we invented Unicorn Gold, to fight science with science.Unicorn Gold by Squatty Potty uses colloidal gold—yes, actual gold—to fight bathroom odors no matter when or where nature calls. Unlike other toilet sprays, Unicorn Gold fights the stench both above and below the splashline, leaving your throne—and your throne chambers—smelling cleaner than a unicorn’s whistle. You get the love you deserve, and the next person in line gets a clean slate to do whatever it is they “doo” in there.

I hope Santa brings me some Unicorn Gold

Other Presidential Candidates

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Not happy with the current crop of candidates? There are other choices.

I Scream, You Scream

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“I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream”

What can be creepier than this ice cream stand spotted on Vancouver Island? Perhaps an advertisement for Little Babies Ice Cream.

Ice Cream Stand, Vancouver Island – June  2012

Hurricane Matthew is Obama’s Fault

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There may not be a war on Christmas, a war on women, but there is a war on science. Here are a few examples from the tin hat folks.

Thieves Helped Crack the Chelsea Bombing Case, Sources Say

In two separate incidents, men looking to steal bags helped thwart a would-be terror bomber.

Source: Thieves Helped Crack the Chelsea Bombing Case, Sources Say